February 2012
what if the secret of the universe is in the terms and conditions page
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
american teenager on a laptop while watching a plasma screen tv and texting from their iPhone: I'm bored.
Reblog if you would give anything to get front row...
any fucking thing.
hey anyone want my house?
I have a balloon in my room, I’ll give you that.
i’ll give you my virginity
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a dumbass
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
